she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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