didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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