well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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