so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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