Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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