mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
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i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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