he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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