that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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