I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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