I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
this just has baby written all over it
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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