Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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