awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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