Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
She just used a chaser for red wine.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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