she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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