There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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