i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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