your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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