my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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