How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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