You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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