I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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