I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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