Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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