Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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