I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Randomize