I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I would fuck him just for his dog
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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