yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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