Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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I just blew my weed a kiss
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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