you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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