Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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