she sounds like chewbacca in bed
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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