it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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