i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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