hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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