Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
