actually, I'm a sock model
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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