is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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