So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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