covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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