Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Randomize