You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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