Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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