no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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