you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Randomize
