Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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