Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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