talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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