they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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