talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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