I'm eating all of the evidence.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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