you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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