I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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