how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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