Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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