Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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